@awkwardenabled

This place is wild.

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Joined January 2012
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Replying to @GoNoles0378
Respectfully, I don’t even know you
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I’m not really here anymore and neither are a lot of my favorite people from the good ol’ Twitter days but I just found a bunch of playlists on Spotify from when everyone in a room would compile lists of songs together and it made me smile <3
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Replying to @OswaldOLottakum
I FOR SURE could and I’ve never even been in a fight in my life
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philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_1 Oct 2025
Jimmy Fallon plans to “keep my head down” and avoid politics on “The Tonight Show”: The show has “never really been political” variety.com/2025/tv/news/jim…

Jimmy Fallon Plans to ‘Keep My Head Down’ and Avoid Politics on ‘The Tonight Show’: ‘We Hit Both...

Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."

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Replying to @JPLFR80
You know algorithms show you what you like and respond to right?
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Replying to @OswaldOLottakum
Working on a new project I see
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my son said he has a hard time falling asleep because his brain keeps sending him notifications, and that’s the best description ive ever heard
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Being consequenced for calling a coworker a flibbertigibbet is unfortunately ironic as I am also a flibbertigibbet
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“Just for the sake of argument” is another way to say “hypothetically I’m an asshole”
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Replying to @deloisivete
The heat makes me mean
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It’s not the heat that’ll get you, it’s the me complaining about the heat
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Replying to @Greg_1_Leg
Happy Birthday ❤️
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brent@murrman523 Jul 2025
me seeing friend buying two hot dogs: two huh? ol double dog. the two dog kid. friend who remembers when I tried to eat healthy in 2017: ok lentils
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Replying to @colleen_eileen
Making little crust peaches is the most Erin thing ever 🥹
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You can't scare me, I've lived in Ohio AND New Jersey
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Don't fuck with me, I'll eat a well done steak just because.
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Several days ago an apple fell from the tree while my brother Dan was under it and now at least twice a day he waits for 5-15 minutes under the tree for the possibility of an apple
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Replying to @colleen_eileen
Dan is such a perfect angel
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A lot of men are insecure about their height but not me, I’m 5’9” and I’m okay with it. I’ve been 5’11” since high school and never had issues dating. Now days when women find out I’m 6’2” it’s not a deal breaker because they value my other qualities, not just my 6’5” stature.
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Replying to @Mydaily_Q
Love yoooou
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