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lord of the worms, king of the dirt

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined May 2014
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Missing my foreskin a little extra tonight
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My boss was yelling at me so I just started squeezing my testicles really hard until my face turned beat red
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RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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One time i saw guy with down syndrome using a gift card at best buy to get candy
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my roomba walked in on me jacking off
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RFK: "I might get in trouble for saying this..." Unreal.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI-generated satire from an account known for producing fake RFK clips with "Unreal" captions and end disclaimers; no such speech exists. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… x.com/SecKennedy/sta… politico.com/newsletters/po…
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HIS NAME IS JAYLEN WARREN NOT TYLER WARREN!!!!!!
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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He’s preparing for his stand up debut. Get ready for The Third Term Tour: The Biggest Tour of All the Tours
Never thought I’d ever hear a president say this. Dude, what. 😳
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I’m Uncle Pussy with Dateline NBC
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Do you swear to tell the pussy the whole pussy and nothing but the pussy so help you uncle
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Wife: I smell weed in the garage. Are you high at 9:14 am??? Me:
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how fortunate that Get Fucked Up Friday comes after Get Fucked Up Thursday and Get Fucked Up Wednesday
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Shave yo big toe bitch we goin to autozone for uncle pussy
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Hey that sounds great and normally I'd love to but I'm actually getting raped by 10,000 demons right now. Yeah I'm actually being tortured in hell right now. Yeah the hell from the bible
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Found another hot dog in my dreamcatcher this morning
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(To the tune of Superstitious) Very tiny penis And also the balls
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why is she talking like that
Aaron Rodgers secret weapon is... facing younger star quarterbacks? @BruceArians | @heykayadams
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That adderall n redbull combo in the morning is like 2 factor authentication but for signing into my own brain
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