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I am going to do a giveaway!
We reached the 2026 goal, I'll be selecting a few people who RT this tweet and the tweet below . Must RT both to be considered.
People (2) who RTed last time can enter twice!
$100 Target
$50 CFA
$25 TX Roadhouse
Books
Thank you!!
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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You’re in a plane, getting ready to land, and your life is snuffed out.
It’s that fragile.
Everybody on that plane had something that they “planned to do.”
Do the thing.
Take that lesson from this.
Don’t try to turn it into a political fight.
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Sept. 27 - 29 join our next Community Emergency Response Team (CERT) Basic Training Weekend at Mulvane Fire Station #1. Learn how Sedgwick County responds to large emergency events and how you can help be part of the solution.
Sign up here: sedgwickcounty.org/emergency….
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"Firefighter Ty Voth has completed his final alarm and returned home. His bravery, dedication and service will never be forgotten. Firefighter Ty Voth, you are clear to go home. We have it from here."
Thank you and goodbye, 1348.
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There is no emergency situation going on aboard the International Space Station. At approximately 5:28 p.m. CDT, audio was aired on the NASA livestream from a simulation audio channel on the ground indicating a crew member was experiencing effects related to decompression sickness (DCS). This audio was inadvertently misrouted from an ongoing simulation where crew members and ground teams train for various scenarios in space and is not related to a real emergency. The International Space Station crew members were in their sleep period at the time. All remain healthy and safe, and tomorrow’s spacewalk will start at 8 a.m. EDT as planned.
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Looking for Oklahoma local counsel for a small collab. on a First Amendment issue that'll make people mad, but they'll say "I don't give a fuck." DM me if you are Okla. licensed and have blood from the honey badger in your veins.
Please RT so it might reach the chosen one
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FOOTLOOSE
PET GOOSE
PICKED A FIGHT WITH A MOOSE
PAIN
REAL PAIN
WATCH OUT, THAT’S A KNEE SPRAIN
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Your 28-year-old girlfriend does not want flowers she wants a bird feeder and just one moment of peace and silence
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Vincent Karpinski retweeted
If we start selling a 25:1 scale working replica of this sign on the new 𝕏 Merch store this is flying off the shelves.
Repost this into existence 👇
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no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro
Vincent Karpinski retweeted
Please help me in acquiring Mr Beasts gently used underpants
Replying to @MrBeast
If this gets 50,000 likes can I have the underwear you were wearing in the picture?
Vincent Karpinski retweeted
I did an impromptu training session with @elonmusk for a few hours yesterday. I'm extremely impressed with his strength, power, and skill, on the feet and on the ground. It was epic. It's really inspiring to see Elon and Mark doing martial arts, but I think the world is served far better if they train martial arts but not fight in the cage. That said, as Elon says, the most entertaining outcome is the most likely... I'm there for them, no matter what.
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🐰 Name = Marshmallow
🐰Hobbies include escape artistry and eating electrical cords
🚨 100 retweets and "The Dutchess" gets to munch some 🥕 🫐
Consider my debt paid @stclairashley
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