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individual stick figure, formerly corporate adjacent, law review character

Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2020
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my favorite hobby: looking at when people are doing their perma.cc cites:
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Here's a two-part series I wrote centered on Judge Posner's embracing of the "impure" style of opinion-writing michbar.org/file/barjournal/… michbar.org/file/barjournal/… #legalwriting
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RIP Richard Posner, a former judge who is best known for his contribution to the greatest thread ever posted on this website.
Taylor Swift as Richard Posner books, a series.
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It's weird that when you put a tie on a dog, he looks like he's a silly little fellow and when you put a tie on a cat, he looks like he actually does have a job and is probably dissatisfied with it
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We mourn the loss of Senior Lecturer Richard Allen Posner, a longtime #UChicagoLaw scholar, former federal appellate judge, and pioneer in the field of law and economics, who died on November 10. Read more about his legacy: buff.ly/e3c3WdL
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“I wrote a law review and all I got was this a lousy t shirt.”
"I just got my PhD and nobody seems to care"
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My law school application said I wanted to “give a voice to the voiceless.” The voiceless turns out to be a mid-cap company that needs its NDA by Friday.
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I have a strange appreciation for utterly shameless profiteering.
Never let a crisis go to waste to make a sale. From a December 1860 newspaper.
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born too late to join the typewriter clearing association 😿
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wear a tie
Sen. Ossoff welcomes Senator-elect James Talarico.
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law wins again as we name the whole thing
Citations like this always make me do a double take
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When my cat gets scared.
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Public castration of Carson Wentz at the Scheels Ferris wheel tomorrow at noon.
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WSH decided to punt to LAR from the LAR 40* on 4th & 6* with 8:21 remaining in the 4th while losing 13 to 20. With a Surrender Index of 123.03, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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Many scholars have made this argument. But it's the first time that I personally am making it, which is pretty exciting for me
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Incredible that now to pass the bar exam, you need to outscore the cutoff by more than the margin of fraud
Wow. For years, an official in Arkansas allegedly tampered with bar exam scores, pulling points from some test takers and giving them to others. This caused numerous failing exams to pass, and resulted in "at least one instance" where an otherwise passing exam fell below the requisite threshold. cc: @BarExamTutor
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they just called florida for gore
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Per Sharia law, everyone is trans starting tomorrow.
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Star Tribune, Minneapolis, Minnesota, November 2, 1911
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