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True. You will be able to ask the Roadster to perform any of the tricks shown autonomously, as it will be sentient. Also, we will have a wild looping track (crazier even than Hot Wheels) at our Texas HQ where you can test out your Roadster.
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Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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choosing texas i can tell
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smelling salts to his k-holed husk before he saw the texas results
Data centers in space looking pretty appealing right now
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Tonight was like winning the Super Bowl, the World Series, and the Stanley Cup all in one night. #MAGADETH
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I need Greg Abbott OUT
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It’s her moment
It’s illegal to be a republican
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Framing this masterpiece
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FEASTING TONIGHT
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As goes Guam, so goes America
That’s a Dem flip fwiw
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update: FBI deleted without explanation teapaw.org/kenklippenstein/status…
Why is the FBI falsely telling people that the election is on Wednesday?
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Haley Stevens nuked her entire career to defend this.
🔴 An Israeli soldier posted this photo of Palestinian journalist Marah Awad, blindfolded and with her hands bound, following her arrest during a pre-dawn Israeli military raid on her home in Beit Ummar, north of Hebron in the occupied West Bank, on October 26. According to her brother Hamouda Awad, Israeli soldiers questioned her about her writings on Israel, accused her of “incitement,” and confiscated her phone and computer before taking her away. Soldiers also reportedly beat two of her brothers during the raid. No formal charges have been publicly confirmed.
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“Defensive strikes,” thousands of miles away against a country it initially attacked to start a war.
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Why is the FBI falsely telling people that the election is on Wednesday?
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Haley Stevens compared Abdul El-Sayed to Graham Platner on the Scott Jennings Show.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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The recent series of political attacks from all fronts on Hasan Piker are quite likely originally sourced from the Trump administration itself.
Stephen Miller says the 2026 midterms are Haley Stevens vs Hasan Piker "Do not force your children to grow up in a country ruled and governed by people like Hasan Piker"
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How's your media diet?
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