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“tonya harding (in d major)” by sufjan stevens is the greatest song ever written

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Joined October 2015
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RIP
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I’ve been listening to soooo much of The Big Picture lately and feeling like this
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Why do I feel like this is what Kylie Jenner would eventually look like if she never got plastic surgery
#MichiganSenate Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé Jason Turkish says he believes Abdul El-Sayed is anti-semitic which has convinced him to vote for Mike Rogers. Turkish intends to attend a Mike Rogers event on Wednesday, Oct. 28, in Birmingham. There, Rogers is set to take part in a forum sponsored by the Republican Jewish Coalition titled, "Who Will Keep Us Safe? Rogers vs. El-Sayed in the Wake of October 7th and the Temple Israel Attack."
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need a fairly normie last minute Halloween costume for tomorrow. and all my dumb brain wants to come up with is “Tom Wilkinson in Michael Clayton” or “Tilda Swinton in Memoria”
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I’ve seen Suspiria a lot of places (dorm room, living room, conference room, nice theater, shitty theater, concert venue, airplane) but right now I’m seeing it in a witch bar where I got a spell with my cocktail
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this exactly, everybody go watch LITTLE DIETER NEEDS TO FLY right now
Nathan Fielder is like indoor Werner Herzog
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Axios Nashville don’t mention Taylor Swift in your newsletter challenge
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“Noah Wyle is people magazine’s sexiest man alive”
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people’s sexiest man alive is….Anthony Edwards in 1996?!?
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Jared Goff have u seen Conclave
Jared Goff says hi to a group of sisters who taught him at Marin Catholic High School
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For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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Billy Evans is basically human ChatGPT huh
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saw a post on threads puzzled over the reaction to Oliver Reed in The Devils because "he's not that hot," asserting objectively that he's "just ok," and I think I need to whisper my thoughts about this into the secret hole from In the Mood for Love
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Have been saying “SATAN’S BOY I COULD NEVER BE…i havent the humility.” A LOT the last couple days
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total validation of my belief that anyone who listens to podcasts at anything faster than 2x speed is a sociopath
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my cat makes this speech to me every day when i accuse him of mischief which he is openly doing
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If you guys think it’s crazy that someone could walk away from a documentary thinking that they watched Truth then you won’t believe how many people watch a movie “based on a true story” and think they’re watching a documentary
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Showed my friends The Devils the other day and they were like "is there a reason Fr Barre wears a sleeveless cassock" me: swag they: just swag? me: just swag
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