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we should all know less about each other

Los Angeles, CA, USA
Joined November 2008
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Kevin Delavega retweeted
Women standin like wide receivers pre-snap to show they ass never not gonn be funny
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It was the great modern philosopher Van Lathan who once said
Trump really destroyed that party man. They gonna be backtracking and denying all that dickriding they were doing for the next 15 years
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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fuck woke 2 we’re going straight to woke 5.5 opus
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BETO O'ROURKE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. REST NOW BROTHER WE HAVE THE WATCH AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN VALHALLA
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Posting this for November… You are all now third-party witnesses.
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The first time hearing your friend on a work call is hilarious. Because what are you talking about? Who is that? Are there people who actually listen to you when you’re speaking like this? Are you important?
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Every year people come out with photos of the Hasidics crossing the route to get to their homes and now I got it too and its always funny every time
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i think about this tweet every single night
I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
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Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is. When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.  Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:  na2.hubs.ly/H08qtQC0
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Kevin Delavega retweeted
UCLA vibing to every teams end of third quarter song is one College Football's best newest traditions
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wait a minute...
Konnor Griffin was negative 9 months old when Verlander made his debut 💀💀
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first thing the indonesians saw when the dutch east india company pulled up in 1603
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Lincoln in 1860
Guys I’m starting to think Missouri and Kansas don’t like each other
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Update: California appears to have blown through record peak grid demand in yesterday’s heat wave. No reliability problems, very mild energy prices volatility given the situation. Natural gas, solar, and batteries for the reliability win.
Good chance for a record CAISO load today, 103F and humid forecast in Burbank, and not much cooler in the Bay Area. Good luck today grid operators, we’re all counting on you.
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Paris metro overlay onto the valley and downtown Los Angeles + Paris RER overlay onto Los Angeles county
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I’ve never seen this before. Some weather models are forecasting dew points in the upper 70s in LA County on Wednesday, with heat indices peaking near 110°F. Truly miserable humidity. If dew points reach that level in DTLA, it would shatter the previous dew point record.
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My favorite Russ Westbrook memory is during COVID I was at a game with about 2,500 people and some teenager kept yelling “…stop taking jump shots, drive Russ!” and the next dead ball he just said “Hey kid how about you shut the fuck up”
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Replying to @BrianMFloyd
My theory is it’s actually the opposite, the team became good when he focused on building the Sphere and stopped trying to run the Knicks, the timelines match up pretty well
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