@malihanda

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 nyc
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Joined May 2012
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hello my name is malaika i like to wear dresses and eat chocolate desserts
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Lincoln Michel@TheLincoln14h
[TV electrician voice]: "See, there's your problem right there."
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@soblackandblue23h
A huge divide between a lot of native NYers and transplants is how much they value public parks. I've lived here my entire life and I don't think i've stepped foot in Central Park once in my entire adult life.
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NBA Memes
@NBAMemes11h
A'ja Wilson watching Bam Adebayo play basketball...
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s. ceren (FEMMEPATH)@turk1shprincess19h
Bringing this back
alexei
@alexeixbtOct 23
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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Mozz@SheHoopscom15h
let’s get to work tonight demun
Anthony Lawson@esquireanthony117h
In 2017 as a freshman in high school, I played an all-girls flag football team in my county league and lost like 45-0. Absolute belt. We were shook. Thought it would be sweet. Never seen anything like it. Today I learned that Azzi Fudd was the WR1 on said team. Lmao.
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Tyler DeLuca@TylerDeLuca13h
With 4:07 left in the 4th quarter Kiah Stokes: 3-4 from 3PT Atlanta Dream: 3-21 from 3PT Yeah...........
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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnugga14h
robin williams in BIRDCAGE (1996) is first ballot “he got that shit on tho” hall of fame
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WNBA
@WNBA12h
The correct answer was Kiah Stokes 😮‍💨 13 PTS | 8 REB | 3 BLKS | 3 3PM | 5-6 FG
WNBA
@WNBA18h
______ will be in her BAGGG tonight. 👀 lets hear it
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Paul Blest@pblest18h
They put Obama in this chair for three days and wouldn't let him get up until they finished filming ads for 200 different Democrats
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker202422h
Former President Obama endorses Peggy Flanagan for US Senate in Minnesota.
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Anthony Lawson@esquireanthony117h
In 2017 as a freshman in high school, I played an all-girls flag football team in my county league and lost like 45-0. Absolute belt. We were shook. Thought it would be sweet. Never seen anything like it. Today I learned that Azzi Fudd was the WR1 on said team. Lmao.
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WNBA
@WNBA15h
OAKLAND'S FINEST 🤩 We've got Zendaya in the house for Game 5 of the #2026WNBAFinals! ATL-GSV | USA Network | Peacock | #WNBASeason30 Tap to watch: wnba.com/how-to-watch-game-r…
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Hayden
@the_transit_guy19h
“Honey, we aren’t driving into the city tonight for dinner, there’s bike lanes!”
NYMJR7@NYMJR71122h
Replying to @mikeymulberryst @RealNewYorker2
People from NJ and Westchester would routinely drive to NYC for dinner before the bike lanes and the tax. That’s not happening anymore and this is the result Mike.
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Jacob Shamsian ⚖️
@JayShamsOct 26
when people complain that YCSE didn't sufficiently explore Elizabeth Holmes' guilt and allowed some audience members to believe she's innocent
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Daniel Roberts
@readDanwriteOct 26
Carreyrou nails it here (was very surprised zero mentions of him in the movie btw) nytimes.com/2026/10/17/busin…
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I think the fact that Marissa Mayer would voluntarily disclose this to a reporter is a pretty good demonstration of how deeply the culture of Silicon Valley has diverged from the rest of humanity
Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Ali B@wtflanksteakOct 26
A good portion of social media now is just beautiful women doing word search puzzles, calling it brain stacking, and then selling you a skin cream.
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Tipping Pitches@tipping_pitchesOct 25
commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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kenzie xcx 🦋@kenzie__xcxOct 25
people thinking she doesn’t know who is on first is proof of how easy it was for her to dupe everyone with theranos
Lilly
@lillybilly299Oct 24
Imagine you are a woman who has just committed wire fraud, you are married to the poncyest man in the world, you are going to federal prison in less than a month and some random man spends 3 excruciating, uninterrupted minutes explaining "who's on first" to you. In your own home
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largest rodent@capybaronessOct 25
3 days as a denver nugget
DeMar DeRozan
@DeMar_DeRozanOct 25
You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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the most beautiful woman in the world is a hostess who will look you in the eye and say "two hour wait" while there are six empty tables in your sightline
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 25
and I'm drinking it
gc.@KnowgcmusicOct 24
Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila
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