𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 · Nov 7, 2026 · 2:51 AM UTC

𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟

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@lifeofstelynn22h

I’m fine as long as I have constant distractions.

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Ambassador Dave · Nov 7, 2026 · 3:21 PM UTC

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Ambassador Dave

@TheAmbassadorD9h

Life keeps giving me chances to make better decisions but I like to stick with what I know

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David 🦃 · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:23 PM UTC

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David 🦃@DBStonerNov 6

You're life sounds fucked up. But in an exciting kind of way.

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Jen · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:28 PM UTC

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Jen@SleepEatScreamNov 5

There is no limit on how many fuck ups you can make in this life.

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Hoss · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:35 PM UTC

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Hoss@grHossNov 4

He fucked up and lived miserable ever after.

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Ⓜ️isterD · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:28 PM UTC

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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UKNov 4

A wise person said "If you're good at something, never do it for free" but no one will pay me for making things awkward and weird

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Jason, ex Inferis · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:45 AM UTC

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Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsredNov 4

can finally live out my dream of playing high school girls basketball

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KSHE95 · Oct 31, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

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KSHE95@wednesday0525Oct 31

My favorite members of the Jackson 5 were Stonewall & Shoeless.

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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey · Oct 31, 2026 · 11:03 AM UTC

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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey@MonkeysMarchOct 31

I'm pretty weird, so I think I know what I'm talking about if I say you're weird.

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barrel rolls · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:56 PM UTC

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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsOct 29

my nipples are strictly ornamental

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Buddawiggi · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:11 AM UTC

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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawickiOct 29

Weird how I know better every time

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baked.in.ny · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:48 AM UTC

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@propapergirlOct 30

i have the patience of someone who already explained it 3 times

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Lowbudgetmofo · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:02 AM UTC

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Lowbudgetmofo@LowlowaccountOct 30

Watched zero horror movies this month if you're looking for a rebel

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David 🦃 · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC

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David 🦃@DBStonerOct 29

Your pet peeve shit on my law again. I called animal control.

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Marcmywords · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:36 AM UTC

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Oct 30

Just because I don’t understand it doesn’t mean I want you to explain it.

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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey · Apr 28, 2026 · 2:18 PM UTC

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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey@MonkeysMarchApr 28

Some people are not worth your time or your sanity. I wish I had learned this lesson sooner.

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phone home · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:41 AM UTC

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phone home@summers_sonnyOct 29

I don’t buy into the whole ‘chicken and waffles’ thing

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Horatio Quartzjixler · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:57 AM UTC

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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 28

She just told me, "My cat is constipated" so I'm on my way to check Urban Dictionary to see what perverted stuff we're doing tonight.

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Jen · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:27 AM UTC

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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 27

You can’t change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.

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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey · Oct 26, 2026 · 4:30 PM UTC

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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey@MonkeysMarchOct 26

Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.

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