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proud sc native , aspiring New Yorker

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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The fact that JD Vance wrote an entire book about growing up in a neglectful, abusive Ohio home and chose to side with Vivek over someone with a similar experience is so telling about what a soulless, satanic wretch he is.
Asked Ohio Dem gov nominee Amy Acton today about this answer from President Trump. "The facts are: I was removed from custody from my mom. She was not well. From even a very young age, my brother and I experienced a lot of abuse and neglect, even before my stepfather. But my stepfather was not a good person, and it got worse then. He was indicted in a grand jury. He was a fugitive, and they left together." "I have not seen her since I was 12 years old in a courthouse. So this is a sad story."
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Good seltzer should have you gripping your chest thinking dear god this is the end
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People are giving Fox a hard time for not including that he was a pedophile but it says “Republican” right there in the headline
BREAKING: Dennis Hastert, longest-serving Republican House speaker, dead at 84
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It’s crazy they were wearing these fuckass outfits for the greatest tennis match ever played
thinking about when tennis was real today
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we didn’t mean DYE
President Trump debuts new brown hairdo - and people are shocked trib.al/39YpbfP
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do our parents next
Meta will enforce a two-hour daily limit on Instagram and Facebook for children as part of a record $17.1B settlement with 29 states over social media addiction claims: • The “Productive Pauses” for children include mandatory pauses after 15 minutes of continuous use and again at 60 and 90 minutes to interrupt endless scrolling • “Nighttime blocks” restricting children’s access from 12:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. • Limited school-time access for children, eliminating push notifications on weekdays from 8:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. during the school year • Robust age assurance measures to more effectively verify the age of young users • Safer, age-appropriate content controls, including stronger safeguards against bullying, content promoting eating disorders, and content related to suicide and self-harm • Stronger, more user-friendly parental controls • Limits on social comparison features, including beauty filters and visible “like” counts, that have been linked to poor mental health outcomes in kids and teens • Both the implementation and effectiveness of the features will be regularly assessed by an independent auditor and the settling states variety.com/2026/digital/new…
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“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” -- Upton Sinclair
Bessent: "We've got a spike in oil prices today that I don't really understand"
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Prediction markets are not predictive and should not be covered as news
TODAY: WISCONSIN DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR NOMINEE ODDS: 🟦 Francesca Hong: 95% 🟦 David Crowley: 5%
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Smith Gardner retweeted
unfortunately a banger
new sen. kennedy banger just dropped: "Lulu Lenins"
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You’ll never be her
RFK Jr: I will literally eat anything. I don't have a gag reflex
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Aeneid people to stop doing this
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey Medicare for All!
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Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was a better American than the people leading our country. thebulwark.com/p/an-american…
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just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.
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THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god JOE: wow. wow THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back JOE: oh thank god. thank god
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Smith Gardner retweeted
Dude Obama was whatever but it’s crazy to hear him speak and then hear trump speak. It’s seriously insane. One guy sounds like a president (like how they sounded when I was a kid) and then the fat orange sack of shit sounds like an escapee from fucking Bellevue w a mouth full of shit & sand
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Quand tu vois le niveau de jeu de la finale de #RolandGarros :
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You live in NYC you fucking traitor
Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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Replying to @JohnCornyn
The reason they wrote these fables is so you’d learn them as a child, not when you’re 74.
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