Honey, don't say 'and stuff.' Just say, 'Dad, there's whores here.'
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Detective Holland March retweeted
this is so fucking stupid and a clear example of how the madonna-whore complex leads to performative males being just as misogynistic as the gooners they hate. she’s objectively a very hot woman but since guys see her as a little princess she can’t be ruined by horny thoughts
Detective Holland March retweeted
Just heard a Singaporean unironically tell a Londoner "your English is very good!" when making mutual introductions, life has come full circle.
Detective Holland March retweeted
remembering the real reason they added those restrictions was cause I gave everyone the epstein badge
Detective Holland March retweeted
Someone made a Linux script that emails Sam Altman every day to report how much unused RAM is sitting in your PC.
Called Ram-Altman, it monitors your free memory and sends him a daily email if more than 10% is unused.
It even includes different email messages and a test mode.
Detective Holland March retweeted
Let me try and explain: a Krispy Kreme uses water to make doughnuts which can be eaten and coffee which can be drunken. The workers wash their hands so the food is sanitary and the customers use the bathroom. In a data center, all that water is wasted with no treats.
Detective Holland March retweeted
I've always imagined it as the feeling you get when you jump off a boat and swim around, the bottom is unimaginably far and you can't reach it, it fills you with a different kind of dread
Detective Holland March retweeted
For uni I wrote a paper on the The Incredibles cinematography & I cannot begin to explain how excited I am that they have managed to capture the magic yet again. Just the colour grading alone. Wow.
Hilarious to think that even the righties don't want him now.
Via Madison Square Garden Dave Chappell, guess those Trans Jokes getting stale so #CharlieKirk Jokes is in replacement. Why we just can’t let that man Rest he has kids at the end of the day. Like him or not. #tagme @Akademiks @DailyLoud @raphousetv2
Detective Holland March retweeted
the ebeneezer trailer is really funny. “you think you know his story… you don’t.” yes i do. it was in the book
Detective Holland March retweeted
Microsoft discovered most users never use 80% of the functionality. They had the idea they could market a 20% stripped down version. When they began talking to users they quickly discovered that yes, most users only use ~20% of the functionality, but they all use a different 20%.
There’s a thing that goes on in the discourse where it’s very easy to dismiss things that aren’t important to you. Like, if there were some debate in knitting, I could just dismiss the entire thing by saying, “knitting actually isn’t important and you should all shut up and stop knitting and we should just ban knitting so nobody ever has to hear about this.”
In fact, I could do this with like 90% of everything. And so could you. And so could everybody else.
We just wouldn’t agree on the 90%.
Recognizing this fact, and realizing that it means that you’re going to have to come up with better and more convincing arguments than, “this thing is unimportant” demonstrates a bare minimum level of maturity.