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Joined January 2016
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the two most powerful Midwesterners on earth, both in their holy cassocks.
Pope Leo XIV met with American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in a private audience on Wednesday, November 4.
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Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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found me telling my cousin i got broken up with in 2019
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silver jews lyrics
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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surprisingly, production on sufjan "michigan" - great tunes- not as precious as i remember- has aged way better than "carrie and lowell" - a terrible album that sounds like shit. im very sorry he felt that way, but the gloss and sheen on these songs is nauseating.
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Republicans: [one day out from a possible midterms wipeout] The president: Have you ever noticed I look like Elvis
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Being raised by wolves doesn't seem too bad. You bring home a report card and your mother just has no idea what it is or what it says and she's just kind of scratching at it
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose...
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Haha hey I like your boyfriend’s costume, the big fat sewer chud from Resident Evil. Oh the party isn’t until tomorrow?
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Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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English actor cast in a genre film: The whole thing is a bit silly really but the cast and crew were just fantastic American actor who just got cast as Cousin America (Captain America's Cousin): This is what the world needs right now
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I'm just glad I don't live in a dictatorship but a free democracy where every few years I can vote for a different banker or lawyer or landlord that represents the vast network of powerful corporate interests that controls every aspect of my life from cradle to grave
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I am the buyer and I intend to boil it for my world famous bone stew
Jodi the Nanotyrannus goes for $47.3 million, one of the highest prices ever paid for a dinosaur. Its fate is unknown.
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i would be honoured to win a bronze medal. this is the alloy that brought humanity out of the long darkness
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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I reckon this was the moment which changed the course of Brazilian history. Flávio Bolsanaro threw away his lead after he mocked Lula losing his finger. It looks like corrupt mayors then tried to stop people voting in pro-Lula areas.. and the fascists still lost! Faz o L 🇧🇷
Lula se emociona em rede nacional: "Eu era de menor e trabalhava a noite [quando perdeu o dedo], por culpa da irresponsabilidade dos patrões. Eu NÃO vou aceitar que um MILICIANO me chame de 9 dedos."
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Everyone talks about how surprising the Kodak camera mention in the original Dracula novel is but I hardly hear anyone mention this part of Frankenstein
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Seven years ago, Lula was in prison serving an unjust conviction. Today, he is the re-elected president of Brazil. In 2018, he said “there is no point in trying to end my ideas, they are already lingering in the air”. Lula’s ideas don't just linger. They live! Viva Lula!
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