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gcluppy@gcluppyNov 10
companies shouldn’t be allowed to advertise using the muppets. I’m susceptible to that
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Seinfeld!! You know how people say Kobe before they throw something. I like to say Seinfeld before I observe something
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My last name is a number dumb ass of course I’m weird…
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I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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Giving the dunkin app power of attorney
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jigsaw opening a sex shop:
gamezjohn (@GamezJohnTV) profile picturegamezjohn@GamezJohnTVNov 6
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STOP THE COUNT!
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And I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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get ready to learn wokenese buddy
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We putting Ms Rachel on College Gameday
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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smoking on that shit that made Luther a burden
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Insulting the most influential city of the state you're running for Governor of #MasterfulGambit
Pritzker Press (@pritzkerpress) profile picturePritzker Press@pritzkerpressNov 1
.@DarrenBaileyIL: “Let’s think about Chicago. A crime-ridden, corrupt, dysfunctional hellhole.”
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i personally am really glad we shifted an hour of daylight to when i need to commute into work instead of after work when i could spend it outside
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Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men
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Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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When you take the poop cork out and finally feel relief entering your body as the foul mud leaves
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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The buildings in Tony Hawk’s video games:
furkan? (@ruhadeg) profile picturefurkan?@ruhadegOct 28
sırt çantamda son sırada ki defter
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