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Y’all remember when Sneaker Twitter helped me gather shoes for an all boys school because an NBA player backed out???
It was Kyle Kuzma and I can FINALLY say why it’s forever fuck him and Winnie.
In like thirty years they’ll play one of those Cat Sudoku YouTube Ads on every TV channel and livestream at the same time and we’ll all activate like the Winter Soldier
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It's really a unique problem that people's political identities are being formed on message boards and through video games rather than through any concrete life experience. Just mashing up aesthetic signifiers and being like "Im a monarcho-leftist." No, you live with your parents
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Austin Reaves dunked on Kyle Kuzma then pointed at him while hanging on the rim 😭
He’s a meme, but should be a poster child for the addiction pro-sports and specifically the NBA pushes every single minute to its audience
Jontay Porter estimated he wagered AT LEAST $500 million in his life and is in regular therapy for his addiction
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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck
Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck
Jensen Huang:
'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier:
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like sorry but as a female athlete how do you expect me to read shit like this and not think you people fucking hate me
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It's fascinating how the Trump administration is literally pro-vice. Like waluigi social conservatism.
Significant escalation via the @CFTC, which has ordered prediction markets to stop geofencing states within 30 days, or explain why they can’t.
Puts Kalshi in precarious spot, on a collision course with court orders in Michigan, Nevada & Washington, where its sports contracts are currently banned.
Nonsense. @UofBasketball said they are super trustworthy!
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A lot of people on here are saying “Republicans shouldn’t have crashed the economy and started an unnecessary war in the Middle East.”
Should the bird not fly south in the winter? Should the wolf not leave the pack to seek its mate?

































