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Got a benji button like brad pitt

Joined September 2011
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Y’all remember when Sneaker Twitter helped me gather shoes for an all boys school because an NBA player backed out??? It was Kyle Kuzma and I can FINALLY say why it’s forever fuck him and Winnie.
Guys, remember years ago I told yall about the NBA player who’s team asked for all the shoe sizes of the boys at the schoolhouse & then said they couldn’t afford it anymore? It was him
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Don’t sell it short! It can also generate revenge porn and CSAM!
What’s cool about AI is that it can generate the ugliest flyers you’ve ever seen but it can also ground every plane across the nation.
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In like thirty years they’ll play one of those Cat Sudoku YouTube Ads on every TV channel and livestream at the same time and we’ll all activate like the Winter Soldier
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It's really a unique problem that people's political identities are being formed on message boards and through video games rather than through any concrete life experience. Just mashing up aesthetic signifiers and being like "Im a monarcho-leftist." No, you live with your parents
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Austin Reaves dunked on Kyle Kuzma then pointed at him while hanging on the rim 😭
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He’s a meme, but should be a poster child for the addiction pro-sports and specifically the NBA pushes every single minute to its audience
Jontay Porter estimated he wagered AT LEAST $500 million in his life and is in regular therapy for his addiction (newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…)
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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck Jensen Huang:
'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier: aftermath.site/nvidia-ceo-af…
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Ghidorah's theme HOOOLY
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V wins at any level before the Courier unlocks Mysterious Stranger and/or Lady Luck
Still think about how awesome of a fight Courier 6 Vs V would be to watch...
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like sorry but as a female athlete how do you expect me to read shit like this and not think you people fucking hate me
Replying to @ddawg_real
Genuinely men and women should just be competing all together at every level
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It's fascinating how the Trump administration is literally pro-vice. Like waluigi social conservatism.
Significant escalation via the @CFTC, which has ordered prediction markets to stop geofencing states within 30 days, or explain why they can’t. Puts Kalshi in precarious spot, on a collision course with court orders in Michigan, Nevada & Washington, where its sports contracts are currently banned.
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Denzel Curry, Robb Bank$ & Yung Simmie “Threatz” prod Ronny J (2013)
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I’m shocked this message didn’t resonate with the average voter
On the Trans people in sports conversation personally i don’t understand why sports are even segregated by gender at all but then again i’ve been on Woke 4 for like the past decade
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Nonsense. @UofBasketball said they are super trustworthy!
BREAKING: Kalshi sued or criminally charged by 12 states for running illegal gambling
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Replying to @itsNellzz
Lmfao yeah imagine….
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A lot of people on here are saying “Republicans shouldn’t have crashed the economy and started an unnecessary war in the Middle East.” Should the bird not fly south in the winter? Should the wolf not leave the pack to seek its mate?
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There is so much we can still take from them.
🤖 Made with AI
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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People in the year 2091 will love this
#TRENDING: Newly Proposed 250 MPH High-Speed Train Could Connect Seattle to Portland and Vancouver, B.C. in Just About an Hour
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