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Y’all remember when Sneaker Twitter helped me gather shoes for an all boys school because an NBA player backed out???
It was Kyle Kuzma and I can FINALLY say why it’s forever fuck him and Winnie.
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It's really a unique problem that people's political identities are being formed on message boards and through video games rather than through any concrete life experience. Just mashing up aesthetic signifiers and being like "Im a monarcho-leftist." No, you live with your parents
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Austin Reaves dunked on Kyle Kuzma then pointed at him while hanging on the rim 😭
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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck
Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck
Jensen Huang:
'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier:
aftermath.site/nvidia-ceo-af…
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like sorry but as a female athlete how do you expect me to read shit like this and not think you people fucking hate me
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It's fascinating how the Trump administration is literally pro-vice. Like waluigi social conservatism.
Significant escalation via the @CFTC, which has ordered prediction markets to stop geofencing states within 30 days, or explain why they can’t.
Puts Kalshi in precarious spot, on a collision course with court orders in Michigan, Nevada & Washington, where its sports contracts are currently banned.
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A lot of people on here are saying “Republicans shouldn’t have crashed the economy and started an unnecessary war in the Middle East.”
Should the bird not fly south in the winter? Should the wolf not leave the pack to seek its mate?
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evil scary blacked red outline wojak 😨😨😨
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Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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Luka think pieces all over the timeline because he embarassed a 26 year old rookie
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I thought it was a pretty excellent movie but after finding out that people on tik tok don’t like it I’m open to reconsidering my stance




































