The service industry sucks so bad I had to take it to the tweets. Email: [email protected]
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Joined January 2012
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Bitter Ass Server retweeted
We’ll postpone baseball but we won’t postpone restaurant week? @bitchywaiter @BitterAssServer 🤦🏼♀️
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Servers have two modes.
1. Fck I’m so broke. Of course it’s slow tonight. I hate my life. I need all the tables. Cut everyone
2. I don’t care how much money I have I will pay to leave right now
#server #serverlife @TipOrGoHome @server_diaries @ShitServersSay @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
When you have a 4 minute greet time and your server wants to act like a bitch TO YOU bc of her mistake. Bitch you on the clock rt now not me all I did was walk in, but yes I’m judging bc I do your job too. @ShitServersSay @TipOrGoHome @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
Yeah sex is great but have you ever had a 40 top tell you they don’t want bread @TipOrGoHome @itsaserverslife @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
I swear, I hope my future husband loves me as much as the guys in the kitchen at work.. #ServerProbz @BitterAssServer @TipOrGoHome
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
I’m so fuckin heated I had some good ass tables tonight tips were at 22% and somehow my 100$ grew legs and walked the fuck off so now I’m walking with 30$ for the entire night. So cool right? Just busted my ass for nothing 😭🤷🏼♀️ @BitterAssServer @TipOrGoHome
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
I’m thinking of writing a book: it will be a compilation of screen grabs of all the wildly inappropriate DM’s I receive through all of my social media outlets. #DontBeADick #KeepItClean OR I may just look for your mothers on social media and fwd to them... 🙈🍆🍑🤦🏻♀️😱
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
Y’all someone did this to my sweet friend in Tulsa who works his butt off trying to make it in the food industry. I’m sorry, but if you are rude to those serving you just trying to do their jobs maybe you need to re-evaluate why you’re so angry about something this mundane
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
it was a terrible night when you and all your coworkers planned on having a drink after work, before your shift start, and after it’s over everyone says fuck it I’m going home, fuck this place, fuck the patrons, I’m going to bed @BitterAssServer @TipOrGoHome
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
Customer sits themselves, they see you walk over with menus in your hands, they ask 'can I have a look at the menu?' .. why do you think I'm walking over here? #sarcastichospitality @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
When customers ask for the check, I walk all the way over get it, bring it to them, and they just hand me their credit card without looking at it. #savemethetrip #serverproblems #bartender #Bartenderprolems
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
Me: hey guys what can i get for you to dri-
Customer: do you have a paddle so i can spank my wifes bottom?! (They're laughing hysterically)
Me:.... we have like, coke and sweet tea...no paddles. *awkward fake laugh*
#Serverlife #thisisuncomfortable
@FOHprobs @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
A guy signed his credit card slip with “kind of a big deal” after he didn’t tip me close to 20%, ripped up napkins and made a mess, made his children make monkey noises. While I juggle 14 tables. Kind of a douche not a big deal. @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
I got hit on by an 80 year old man today. It was all fun and games until he asked me if I was 30......I’m 23 😭😭#serverlife #bartenderlife #iguessilookolder @TipOrGoHome @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
#dearcustomer here's an idea - tell me about your #lifethreatening allergies BEFORE I put your order in, not after. #kthanks #dontwanttowatchyoudie @Server__Probs @BitterAssServer
Bitter Ass Server retweeted
Waitress goes on Facebook rant after church group fails to leave a tip, is promptly fired.
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