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Jim

@Jimpetuous

Comedian & writer. Check the link for upcoming gigs

 Dublin City, Ireland
jimelliottcomedy.com
Joined April 2010
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Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
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The supermarket chain thaw massacre
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Cyberattack on fridges hits supermarkets across Europe reut.rs/3X1A0dF
Cyberattack on fridges hits supermarkets across Europe

Cyberattack on fridges hits supermarkets across Europe

European supermarket fridges are under cyberattack once again, with stores across a vast swathe of the continent from Sweden to ​Belgium hit by a hack on Monday that turned up their temperatures,...

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ME: haha, check out this picture of me playing basketball last year QUOTE TWEET FROM ARTBUTSPORTS: The Poorly Endowed Dunce 1596, Erskine the Wise
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STALLONE: I play Rocky. HOLLYWOOD EXEC: This isn’t Broadway, kid. You movie Rocky.
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I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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My vent art.
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It’s stressful being a comedian in Ireland bc every taxi driver is funnier than me
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[Windy and wet] What an awful day to run a marathon. [Calm and clear] What an awful day to run a marathon.
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📸 from last night's #SoldOut show at Ireland's Original Comedy Club. Make sure to give the acts a follow below 👇👇👇 ✨ KILLIAN SUNDERMANN @killersundymann ✨ JIM ELLIOTT @Jimpetuous ✨ MAUREEN LANGAN @PlanetMoTV ✨ TAYA POWER-THORNTON ✨ DUANE DOOGAN @duanedoogan
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Like I do before every season, here are some of my favorite Wizards accounts to follow: @Domo8186 @chasedcsports @strobersports @AllWizardsTalk @lockedonwizards @shoooobb @rileyricharrds @WizardsMuse1 @SleeperWizards @KevinFolliNBA @joshvaldez100 @WonzoTV @MrCongee @GT_SportsTalk @TroyHalibur @Alex__Schiffer @BrysonAkinsNBA @Wiz_Weekly @BucketsDistrict @bijan_todd @K_Williamsmedia @Free_Thinking1 @EliBloom3 @ikeirieites @MattModderno @ChaseCarroll_ @RyanBOliver @DeeTalksToMuch_ @trejohnsonszn @washedwiz @ravenwizardd @DubClayton @WizRoundtable @MasriNBA Drop your favorite follows ⬇️
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Very cool that Spike Lee made it to the game after selling a monorail to Springfield
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So easy to universalize personal experience into cultural critique .. just caught myself thinking “interesting how pumpkin carving is falling out of style” and then remembered im 23 and live alone in an apartment
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today is the day
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adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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High Praise
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𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑬
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It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈
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It’s just a joke dude. It’s just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy
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