@Juiceticles

Playing just the tip with Lake Superior

 Taint Region
Joined May 2010
  • Tweets5.5K
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  • Followers1.4K
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Joke all you want, but it sure as fuck better not be about me. -Twitter
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All the walls in the sperm bank are load bearing walls.
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Taking my crocs out of sport mode so nobody gets pregnant
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this could be us, but you're playing—and it's a picture of me giving the pharmacist a handjob for a couple of extra xanax
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sexting in midst of a root canal.
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I started tweeting again to witness the dying of the light
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@BeaveinflowOct 24
When you’re a Canadian, if you run out of maple syrup in your dream, you die in real life.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 25
Adults who say “whoopsies” please stop.
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@babyblue0924Oct 23
Twitter is the strip club of social media
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 23
don’t fuck up the rotation, Charlie Brown
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K Squared@thatdentaldudeOct 24
Sorry I put on a bib before I went down on you.
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Who do I have to starfuck around here to get back in the algorithms good graces?
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When the ambulance EMT says someone is having a stroke that's not a good time to make a masturbation joke. I know this now.
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Sandee@Paige__xxx7 Sep 2016
Twitter because hanging out with people this dysfunctional in real life is just too dangerous.
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David 🎃@DBStonerOct 23
Let's get high and make goofy the faces at each other.
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Kelly S.@kelter124 Oct 2014
The fact that Popeyes Chicken doesn't offer spinach as one of their sides is just another reason this world confuses me.
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My favourite vibrator died. I literally fucked it to death.
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If you ever meet a baby named Bruce it’s proper to let him bum a cigarette
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Sex appeal, but it's just the banana in my pocket
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E~ville@E_Ville13Oct 23
Life always looks a lot better when you think about all the bullets you've dodged.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 23
some of you were never goosed in duck duck goose and it shows
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