Certified Coffee Jew. A Glimpse Into The Better Side of Life. Indoor Sports Supremacist. Aspiring Hedonist. Kibaki Truther

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Joined November 2021
The thing with numbers is they are stubborn things, but none more so than census data.
A little birdie told me the 2029 census might just reshuffle the political shareholders’ register and dethrone a certain region from its longheld majority stake in the voting numbers👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Tens of millions died in the Chinese Great Famine in Mao's Great Leap Forward.
'Leaving the European Union was the biggest act of economic self harm any country has ever committed' Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told #BBCBreakfast Andy Burnham 'is spot on' about having an "honest discussion" ove the prospect of returning to free movement between the UK and European Union bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e3…
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Her (ex)husband was caught on camera assaulting a woman in a hotel. She should have used that opportunity to platform GBV issues because there was a direct link not wait for Mercy Masika to offer marriage masterclass then suddenly remember that people like her ex exist.
Can a modern woman become a wife ?
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make this the cover of every organic chemistry textbook
Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree.
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After observing the Brazilian and Serbian elections, I have a very unpopular take that will make all of you hate me. Especially on our fixation on the presidential election and forgetting where it matters the most. Parliament.
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World leaders have their own methods of building and keeping coalitions , getting and keeping power and legitimacy as well as quirks that range from funny to problematic. Knowing that they are humans, the discussion this coming Friday seeks to question what it means to trust a single person with a lot of power. 📍: Santuri Music School,The Mall (Westlands) 🕛: 5 PM-8 PM EAT 🗓️: 30 OCT 2026 🎤: Shawn Mwenje 🎫: KES 200 🔗: mookh.com/kenyainstituteofso…
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F1 fan discovers they bring the championship trophy to an event where the champion can be crowned
they really brought the champion’s trophy to Austin? They’re not even pretending to give a shit anymore
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I wonder why there are people running weirdly in a show about demons hiding as humans. Could the inhuman movements be a hint of anything? Nah, probably just weird animation.
What is even this animation?
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DRC, a famous French colony
I have noticed African French colonies tend to prioritise proper public infrastructure compared to British colonies. The middle class in British colonies will shout at you that the government is too poor to afford public transport yet less richer French colonies do it
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Hehe, did IAEA consult Ferdinand Omondi from Siaya? Or do they think that such important decisions/conclusions can just run through scientists? Dear @iaeaorg , look for @FerdyOmondi & ask him for consent. We know he has an essay he'd love to share about how wrong you are.
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Chatham House has far less influence on our politics than you guys believe These people follow the wind Believing there's an omnipotent west working to keep you down is robbing yourself of agency Your country is 100% yours to shape
Replying to @SDMaundu
They’re still pushing him forward. Chatham guys prefer him. But still prefer Ruto as he has proved he can keep us poor. They might force Sifuna to deputize Kalonzo and that is how the election will be lost & then DCP & Kalonzo will partner with UDA we will be back at square one.
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Unrelated observation: she’s the first female bodybuilder I’ve seen with a legitimately big, well-built ass. The rest are usually flat.
Meet Tefani-Sam Razhi (Teffany or Tiffany Sam), born October 15, 2000, in Lebanon, is an IFBB Pro Wellness athlete known as “The Quadmother” for her extreme lower-body development. She earned her Pro card and the Overall title at the 2022 Olympia Amateur Eastern Europe at age 22, then won the 2023 Miami Muscle Beach Pro and Atlantic Coast Pro plus the 2025 Heart of Texas Pro, with Olympia finishes of 7th (2023) and 16th (2024–2025). Standing about 5’1”, she built her physique through high-intensity, high-frequency leg training and later released her “Quadmother Method” program.5 In April 2026 she retired from competition to focus on coaching, citing greater passion for guiding others, the emotional cost of prep, and a refusal to shrink her legs to meet shifting Wellness standards. She continues training hard, creates YouTube and Instagram content, coaches clients, and has written a memoir (Not As Strong As You Think). As the first Lebanese IFBB Pro Wellness athlete and a three-time Olympian, she remains active sharing training, mindset, and recovery insights while building her brand on her own terms.
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dcu fans have no understanding of how box office works
Clayface has made 100% of its $44m budget in just 48 hours. We just keep on winning
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You’re telling me you went long Brazilian Equities because you thought a socialist country would conduct a fair election?
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If you went to church you would know Catholics have no problem with taking alcohol, heck even the old Protestant's don't mind it so long as one is performing their roles dutifully. If you are an evangelical, you probably have these thoughts as you seek prosperity in church.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Hopefully the church comes through for Sifuna” Huyo sifuna wa kukunywa pombe kila mahali???
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The most hilarious part is that you'd be shocked to learn these folks call other parts of the country "Yemen"
Replying to @Mbwesaa
So beautiful. Halafu kuna sisi . This is Karatina . aka Karat
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F1 & F2 - Ladismith(pop 7000) F3 & F4 - Springbok (pop 12000) These are just random small towns in Mzansi but look at the streets and compare what we have Kwa hii shithole yetu.
We Kenyans can shout all we like, but non of our neighborhoods come close to Mossel Bay, South Africa. Mzansi are just a civilization above what we have here
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I take a break from this app to make mass amounts of tea and bread and see beef about a marriage masterclass?😳 Janet says she grew in church. So did my mum and she dragged her kids to every function😂 those too! I assure her not eveything they discuss is be good and submissive
Women teaching other women how to be good wives and people are MAD? 😂 So empowerment only counts when women choose the things you approve of?
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I’ll never get over this being the literal only video we have of the Burmese coup lol
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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Mnapinga church programmes na mtakuwa hapo in circa 15 years, worse still it may be to find a husband rather than even maintaing a marriage. Langu jicho tu.
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