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Pasta Fazool

@chrisdowning

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Joined March 2009
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Chairs are pretty great. You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
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They say the early bird gets the worm, but that’s not always true. My uncle has worms, and he hasn’t woken up before noon once in his adult life.
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I once knew a guy named Dave who disappeared for a while and when I next saw him he was wearing leather and hanging with a biker chick. He asked me to call him Chopper. I sometimes wonder what happened to Dave/Chopper.
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[whispers to the record store clerk] Did Peter Gabriel write any other songs about hammers?
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An "oblast" is my favorite Russian/Eastern European administrative geographical division that sounds like it could be a slang term for an orgasm resulting from fingerblasting.
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No work on Mondays, eatin Ramen noodles for every meal, hangin with the boys all day long. Prison actually sounds pretty cool to me.
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Today marks one year with no alcohol. Probably an easy task for some, not so much for me. At one point it seemed impossible. I’m proud of what I’ve accomplished, and I don’t care what anyone else does, but I’m much happier now. Life is about celebrating the small victories.
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I appreciate everyone that liked this. Especially the people that shared something about their journey. You guys rock.
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Hundreds in Ohio have been sickened by a sexually transmitted diarrhea disease. It’s not the state’s biggest problem, but it is number two.
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 13
being a baby must be terrifying. Imagine going to sleep in your house & you wake up at Walmart
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 11
The ones who check in on you to make sure you’re okay are my kind of people.
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jess@enchantedjess13Oct 12
wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy
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She can’t be mad forever is the advice of an inexperienced man.
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I wear one of those police spit masks so I'm not tempted to eat fake display fruit
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Birdwatching is the one hobby you can do accidentally. I see those little fuckers everywhere.
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Don't run with scissors -- unless you're stealing scissors, of course. If so, run. Run like the wind, sneaky scissor thief.
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An Ohio blogger has been convicted of harassment after sending a picture of Shrek’s penis to a state senator. He was given 6 to 10 inches.
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Her Tall Boots
@fuzzlime30 Dec 2016
wish my phone made that soft click sound when I hang up like Andy Griffith's does
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tia ★@tiadeeznutsOct 11
apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 9
The neighborhood teens are calling me unc just because I'm using leeches to treat my syphilis
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An Ohio blogger has been convicted of harassment after sending a picture of Shrek’s penis to a state senator. The judge ruled that it was legally the funniest way you could harass someone.
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