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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard

@cointelprostate

Local cryptid

Joined November 2016
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jake@wormpullerNov 6
Yall tripping it’s Friday im bout to jack off
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fifi@fifsboNov 6
it’s not cheating if the foreskin stays on
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jake@wormpullerNov 6
Showing the stripper my Anakin trad family memes and saying us
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hb@h3xenbrenner220 Feb 2025
Thank you for flying Obama Airlines Im your pilot Obama
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maxine nixon philips@syntheticwifeNov 3
nice pornography faggot do you jerk off to it too
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refriedbuttsects@refriedbuttsectNov 2
farting so hard my son goes missing
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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekNov 1
My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension
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chicken gel@ttpdfcNov 1
nutting every day of november to assert dominance
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsOct 30
pretending to be asleep so the dentist touches me on the penis again
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Charlie Murder 🥡@stomachworms2Oct 29
beating my dick like it owes me cum
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c y b e r h u n k@spunky_hunkOct 28
U can get addicted to a certain kind of chungus …
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cheeks@cheekclapperXLOct 27
i have Benjamin button syndrome but only on my penis
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thot catalog@trekpupOct 27
hungskater son or tonedstoner daughter
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dick kickem@iShitInMyJNCOSOct 21
My prolapse is not your costume
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julian 4000@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 21
i keep getting ads for penis medicine but i cant understand why
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epic cat looking galaxy glasses@FaggotLabubuOct 20
At petsmart trying to get the parakeets to say a slur
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Very Awesome, Normal Person.@loveandlightokMar 15
is hungskater a feminist? is nasty pig a queer ally? is heated rivalry my friend?
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Oct 17
Pussy so good i forgot my debit card pin number
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The Sensitive Warrior@coffeetime33Oct 11
Rated PG for Peter Griffin
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🌺caulksIeeve🌺@tenthousundOct 4
bro u make this urinal feel like an ourinal
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