Morgan Freeman was not wrong when he said, "Become a man who can face a breakup. lose a job. deal with debt and still say, ‘God is with me. I’ll figure it out."

If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back

Okay, zimepotea tena ughhh

Help me understand how this works. Ruto has lost support everywhere in the country. In fact, he can't even manage 2% of total votes cast. However, there are 8m voters on the mountain who may vote for him instead of Sifuna if Gachagua doesn't tell them whom to vote for. Right?

Bila kunishow job we hufanya, niambie vitu we husema 50 times per day. 😆

Good Morning @ImpalaRfc Shoka ililand jana😂..please wekeni hio flash sale tena leo, we thought we'd make the #Floodies squad. Makosa ni yetu😂

The easiest “Sugar Mummies” to brainwash ni wale miaka imeenda, but kwa akili zao, wao hujiona bado ni Gen Z. You will see them on social media, especially on TikTok, dancing in those short dresses ni kama ni teenagers wameingia adolescence, and updating their fans on their gym progress while wearing tight Gym catsuit and sweating profusely after a workout session. Instead of abusing them in the comments like everyone else does for refusing to “move on” and to accept harsh realities, kama Kijana bado anatafuta, lie low and “cash out” maximumly! In your first meeting at those clubs in Uptown which play country music and AI songs in the background at low volume, the first question she will ask you after a few drinks ni, “Ukiniona hivi, nakaa miaka ngapi hivi?” Now, that’s a tricky question, and it’s a do-or-die for these “cabal” of wealthy women. So, usiseme kitu kama 22 ama 23 years. Surely, my brother, ata Shetani atajua unadanganya! So, weka figure reasonable and before giving your final “poll results,” hold her hand, inspect her palms ni kama unataka kumsomea nyota, check her face keenly, then sema kitu kama, “I’m 100% sure uko 28, na in your next birthday utaingia 29.” She will laugh whole heartedly, slap your lap, then akuitishie shot ingine ya Don Julio na Chumbi and reply, “OMG! You are so wrong! Kuja juu kidogo!” My brother, at that point, umetolewa kwa kichaka ya group stages na ukaingizwa semi-finals direct! Play with the figures as you push one year ahead, na akurudishie in that romantic back-and-forth. But let me warn you: ikifika 34 years, refuse everything and ask for supporting documents. Of course, from ngozi ya shingo yake, you can tell clearly ako on the “climbing lane,” ya maisha but kuongea ukweli imewahi saidia nani? Bladifaken! Be in denial and say something like, “Eunice, hakuna haja ya kudanganyana. Leta ID ama passport tu-confirm, kweraaaa!” She will give you a warm hug, then akuambie you give her time kidogo, and she will rush to the parking lot, aingie her Lexus RX 350, na atoe passport kwa ile glove compartment matajiri huficha pistol. At that point, andika kwa WhatsApp group ya your extended family, umepata kazi kubwa Nairobi waache kuomba! She will return and show you her passport, stamped on nearly all pages, another testament that she is well-travelled and has widened her gap between the haves and the have-nots. She will hide her bio page and give you one last chance to guess her age. But, as I advised, stick to, “Kama imepita 34 years, then mimi sijui! Aki ya Mungu!” She will finally reveal it, na utaona kweli Eunice was born in 1976, so ako around 50 years. Wake up from your seat, then shout, even attracting revelers nearby, and wail, “THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! How? Gadeeeeeem!” She will beg you to calm down, then ask her openly what the secret is, and she will say, “Hydrating, exercising, eating the right food, and minding my damn business!” From then on, utakuwa umeingia top secretariat yake, na ni kama umeingizwa butchery na kisu sharp; ni wewe kuamua ni nyama kiasi gani unataka kukata! Shauri yenu!

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The post doesn't say "owning a car is proof of education." In this context, a car is imagery; it could be a house, an office, or even the streets. Education vs 'less education' is used for juxtaposition. You are functionally illiterate.

Without being emotional, irrational or infantile, answer this - If elections were to be held today, how many gubernatorial seats do you think The Equity Party can win in the 10 Mt. Kenya counties? How many parliamentary seats can it win in the 66 Mt. Kenya constituencies?

When there's a chance u'll get rejected, put urself in that position as fast as u can. Get ur answer, get free from the uncertainty, and move on to other things. Don't delay it hoping they'll change their mind. That's just wasting ur time.

😂😂😂 relationship arguments while at work can really throw you off. Kuokoa ndoa sio rahisi kazini

Brighton have been one of the best build up teams in the premier league for a minute now. They change coaches, sell players but their style of play stays the same and i think that's quite impressive given how tough the league is. Their scouting has to be one of the best as well.