Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
Tarzana CA.
Joined June 2011
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New Not Coming this Fall drop from the people who didn’t bring you Finding Chemo.
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When I was on @billmaher’s show back in the day, he’d call me a crazy Tea Party guy. With much disdain. Now look what Maher has become - an authoritarian-embracing MAGA apologist. If you told me back in 2016, that I’d become a NeverTrumper, and Bill Maher would become a Trump bootlicker, I would’ve said no way.
Fiery Bill Maher Tells His Audience 'F*ck You!' as Defends His Dinners with Trump: 'Yeah, I Did It Again, B*tches!' mediaite.com/media/tv/fiery-…
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Thank ya Humor Outcast for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/23/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/rippi…
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New Not Coming this Fall drop from the people who didn’t bring you Finding Chemo.
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Just to clear up any lingering confusion, John, are you supporting Vivek Ramaswamy and Ken Paxton? What about Bo French?
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Thank ya HumorOutcasts for printing this ditty.
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Thank ya HumorOutcasts for printing this ditty.
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Thank ya @HumorTimes for featuring our Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award vid in your Political humor vid category
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Thank ya @HumorTimes for featuring our Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award vid in your Political humor vid category
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What about my paintings again?
Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed His Secret Negotiations—Including More Than $700 Million In Transfers vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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When I critiqued YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, defenders said, "You should have gone in with no expectations."
If I had no expectations, I wouldn't have spent $18 to see a three-hour documentary.
Thank ya Humor Outcast for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/23/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/rippi…
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Thank ya Humor Outcasts for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/rippi…
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The difference is child rape. Hope that clears things up for you.
Vivek Ramaswamy’s ad is apparently unprecedented. It would be just awful to activate all the members of a politician’s family to attack them…as the Democrats did with every member of RFK’s family.
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Acton's mother has been estranged from her daughter for 48 years because she sided with her husband (Acton's stepfather) when Acton reported that her stepfather had sexually assaulted her. That is different than RFK Jr.'s family, whose criticism of RFK Jr is focused on policy. dispatch.com/story/news/loc…
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Megyn Kelly is so much worse than a fraud. A despicable monster.
What an unprincipled fraud @megynkelly is.
We now know Ramaswamy himself cooked up this attack on Amy Acton—but didn’t want to go public with it on his own—so he slipped it to Megyn, who peddled it with hammy outrage and not the slightest fact-checking.
Shame on both of them.
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Because John Goodman is a decent human and everyone else involved in this train wreck is not.
