Ramblings about the charts for fun and profit. A "nasty piece of work". Who are all these people who go "No DMs"? I wish people messaged more, frankly.

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Joined September 2012
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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I don't follow people I don't like, I don't watch stories of people I don't like and I don't interact with people I don't like. Y'all got this weird ass obsession with keeping up with mfs you don't like and I find that soo strange!
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Billboard predicts that Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” could be in the running to reach #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time ever this Halloween week. It’s up 42% in U.S. streams year-over-year, according to Luminate.
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Manchester United brought so much pain and misery to my childhood. I could never imagine they would become such a potent source of joy and laughter in my adulthood.
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🤖 Made with AI
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It takes five to six hours to prep each week's #TOTP facts. If you'd like to bung me a tip, you can do so via this Ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/totpfacts (It’s set at £2 minimum because PayPal swipe the first 33p!) Thanks! #youcanmutethishashtag
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We could have built the garden bridge with some of that money and no extra moaning about public funding
This is clearly insane. A charity set up to maintain London’s bridges is sitting on £1.5 BILLION, funding political campaigns and giving £1.1m to a group with links to a charity now under investigation over alleged Hamas connections. Meanwhile, Hammersmith Bridge is still closed and other Thames crossings are crumbling. What on earth are @cityoflondon doing? Via @Fhamiltontimes in @TheTimes thetimes.com/article/1932707…
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I'm old enough to remember Ukraine before February 2022. Before the great PR makeover. Before billions in British public money started flowing. Before the swastikas were quietly airbrushed out of the picture and yesterday's neo-Nazi problem became today's inconvenient history. Back in January 2015, Ross Kemp travelled to Ukraine for his Extreme World documentary series, investigating the rise of the far right and the Azov Battalion, including its neo-Nazi elements and symbolism. This was British mainstream television, not Russian propaganda. Funny how quickly history gets rewritten when the geopolitical interests change and the public chequebook comes out. Of course, Ukraine's corruption, extremist movements and internal divisions didn't magically disappear in February 2022. But suddenly, mentioning what British journalists had openly reported for years was enough to get you branded a Kremlin sympathiser. Well, here's Ross Kemp reporting from Ukraine in 2015, long before the political rebranding. No Russian bots. No Kremlin script. Just the history they would rather you didn't remember.
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The impressions and engagement on Rupert Lowe's tweets have seen a rather big drop today vs yesterday...which tallies up with a similar time Ukraine took out a key 🇷🇺 data centre 👀.
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I'm sorry to announce I'm retiring from X. My reasons are numerous but the main one is to get attention from people asking me not to leave and in reality I'll be back in a hour.
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Katie Hopkins getting called a cunt & a bigot at the attitude awards by Kate Lawler is beautiful 😍 Fucking love it, sticking up for her mate Allison Hammond.
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Ashe’s “Stop The Wedding!” is #1 on Spotify’s ‘Today’s Top Hits’ playlist.
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2 samples inside a 90s dance anthem..
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Someone’s had a nightmare here.
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This is also basically how everyone used the internet 20 years ago You’d end up on some guy’s website about Civil War cannons, click his links page, discover a county historical society, then spend 40 minutes reading a forum for antique tractor owners “What sort of website is this?” was half the experience We called it surfing for a reason, now you open the same 4 apps every day
Noticing that old people tend to explore their environment like they’re playing some real life version of Skyrim. Just wandering into random buildings and opening a dialogue tree. “What sort of business is this?”
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The BBC says it may hire AI presenters. I give it six months before one is suspended over a tweet it generated in 2011.
#BBCLauraK: “Would you allow a programme to be made and presented by AI?” BBC Director General Matt Brittin: “I would do, within guardrails” bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6gr…
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IT’S FINALLY OFFICIAL. Send this to every Man City fan you know. #115
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Every player involved should be given a box set of Mrs Browns Boys and forced to watch it start to finish. Twice The ultimate deterrent.
🚨 What do you think Manchester City’s punishment should be? ⬇️
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You know how long it takes to coordinate a single show???? Dude had a full tour ready to go. Knew exactly what he was doing and fucked over Ed Sheeran to do it. What a piece of shit
What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention. So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement. Sign up at macklemore.com
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“Pee is stored in the balls”
‘Prince Harry bounded up to me with a surprise comment - I almost fell over’ mirror.co.uk/news/royals/pri…
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