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Midwest, USA
Joined February 2010
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
Make it worse by saying they look tired.
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Hear me out, Weird Al performs at the next Super Bowl halftime show & the artists he parodies joins him on stage to sing along – at Baxley, GA
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If you’re going to spend money getting a degree, just major in calligraphy and then you can have any degree you want.
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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
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A lot of people frown on demon possession, but then can’t name a quicker way to learn Latin.
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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. No, I much prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.
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Some of the nice things about fall are going to bed when it's dark, and waking up when it's dark and going to work when it's still dark and getting off when it's dark eating dinner in the dark embrace the dark become the dark
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I saw a coyote in the woods today. I thought it was a dog up until it stopped, looked straight at me and opened an umbrella just as a boulder fell on its head.
